From the "You Can't Make This Up Department:

"Fort Collins resident Shane Smith told KDVR he received a letter last week informing his dog,Baxter, that a health insurance account had been opened for the pup through Connect for Health Colorado."

It seems that Mr Smith used his pet's name for one of the "security" questions at the site, which then applied this information on his behalf.

The good news is that the canine now has "Affordable" Health Care.

The bad news is that his owner doesn't.

When reached for comment, HHS Secretary Shecantbeserious acknowledged "woof!"
 
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