Left hand, Right hand, Lips moving...

As we already know, despite President Obama's explicit and repeated promise, you can't keep your current insurance.

You know this, and we know this, but guess who doesn't seem to know this?

If you guessed the White House, you win!
 

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In case you can't read the mice type, the Official White House website specifically states:

"For Americans with insurance coverage who like what they have, they can keep it. Nothing in this act or anywhere in the bill forces anyone to change the insurance they have, period"